Tag: humor
member name: Heather M.
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June 03, 2007 07:42 PM EDT --
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall.
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and
does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in . . .
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June 23, 2007 08:25 PM EDT --
A Man's Prayer!
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and . . .
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May 24, 2007 01:30 PM EDT --
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read this.
It is a new take on an oldie!
I thought you might enjoy this.
RESIGNATION . . .
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June 04, 2007 08:00 AM EDT --
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you . . .
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . .
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May 17, 2007 06:00 PM EDT --
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" . . .
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May 29, 2007 01:45 PM EDT --
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
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May 30, 2007 03:07 PM EDT --
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready . . .
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June 16, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
Annoy The Office
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. . . .
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June 28, 2007 02:21 PM EDT --
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right . . .
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June 28, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
bored cop
Body: Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous . . .
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June 18, 2007 11:56 AM EDT --
National Poetry Contest
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, . . .
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May 19, 2007 07:36 AM EDT --
BILLY BOB AND RUFUS WORKED TOGETHER IN A LOGAN COUNTY
CLOTHING FACTORY AND BOTH WERE LAID OFF SO THEY WENT TO
THE UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE.
WHEN ASKED HIS OCCUPATION, BILLY BOB SAID "PANTY STITCHER... . . .
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May 22, 2007 09:39 PM EDT --
Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to
attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice. "It's those big
baggy swimming trunks that make you . . .
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May 31, 2007 02:39 PM EDT --
A mans revenge! funny, thanks Jessica
Body: I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured . . .
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June 01, 2007 06:38 PM EDT --
The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come
over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
after dinner, she would . . .
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June 18, 2007 11:44 AM EDT --
-A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting Flies" he responded.
"Oh. ! Killing any?" . . .
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June 14, 2007 09:59 AM EDT --
Two women friends had gone for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee.
They were very near a graveyard and . . .
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June 22, 2007 01:37 PM EDT --
A little word from Johnny to start the day..
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having . . .
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June 30, 2007 08:03 AM EDT --
A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day, carrying a bag of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot . . .
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