Tag: funny
member name: Heather M.
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June 03, 2007 07:42 PM EDT --
A 3-year-old tells all from his mother's restroom stall.
My little guy, Cade, is quite a talker. He loves to communicate and
does it quite well. He talks to people constantly, whether we're in . . .
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January 08, 2009 09:57 AM EST --
Sheer Nightgown
A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $25 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, . . .
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May 24, 2007 01:30 PM EDT --
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read
If you have life responsibilities, then you qualify to read this.
It is a new take on an oldie!
I thought you might enjoy this.
RESIGNATION . . .
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May 30, 2007 05:37 PM EDT --
Have fun!!
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June 04, 2007 08:00 AM EDT --
Sam and Bessie are senior citizens, and Sam has always wanted an expensive pair of alligator cowboy boots. Seeing them on sale one day, he buys a pair and wears them home, asking Bessie, "So, do you . . .
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June 06, 2007 02:41 PM EDT --
Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen within . . .
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May 17, 2007 06:00 PM EDT --
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital. The doctor says to the old man, "I'll need a urine sample, a feces sample, and a blood sample." The old man says, "What?" . . .
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May 29, 2007 01:45 PM EDT --
You can stay single and be miserable or get married and wish you were dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
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May 30, 2007 03:07 PM EDT --
Here in Kentucky, you don't see too many people hang-gliding. Ol' Zeek decided to save up and get a hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain, and after struggling to the top, he gets ready . . .
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June 16, 2007 10:10 AM EDT --
Annoy The Office
Some great ways to annoy people at work...
1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. . . .
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June 28, 2007 02:21 PM EDT --
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right . . .
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June 28, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
bored cop
Body: Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous . . .
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June 18, 2007 11:56 AM EDT --
National Poetry Contest
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, . . .
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June 26, 2007 02:57 PM EDT --
Never Argue with a Woman
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife decides to take the boat . . .
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May 22, 2007 08:55 AM EDT --
1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3. A 3-year old's . . .
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May 06, 2007 09:46 AM EDT --
just like yesterday .
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May 12, 2007 08:36 PM EDT --
it's self explanitory one moie per post please. have fun!
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May 13, 2007 10:26 PM EDT --
lets name as many as we can ! one per post please .
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May 16, 2007 08:44 AM EDT --
self explanitory have fun!
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May 15, 2007 07:48 AM EDT --
todays word is (beach) have fun!
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